I am 10 minutes fresh out of watching the new Leonardo DiCaprio or should I say new Christopher Nolan movie. I'm walking out of the theatre and past a buch of geeks who have stopped along the wall talking about the movie when I hear . . . Some fuckin dick, who is trying to sound smart say: "Yeah but, the interesting thing is that there's absolutely no plot".
It's funny because as I was walking out I took notice of this kid right off the bat. He's skinny, wearing tight skinny legged jeans, with his hair shaved along the sides and back - save for the (what I like to call) Christiano Ronaldo strip, which this idiot was not pulling off. His lip was pierced, I think he was one of those friggin "Emo" kids, and if an Emo is reading this now and is offended, here's a GO FUCK YOURSELF right from me!
Anyways I didn't even think of the words he spoke at first, I just thought of how much of a dude he sounded like. I walked by with an obvious smile on my face, as I was nearing laughter, when his words hit me, "no plot", what the hell dork? No plot?
This kid doesn't have a goddamn clue, the movie is rife with plot. The whole idea is pretty keen, and this cat obviously couldn't get over it long enough to see what the plot is. Although maybe this jackass doesn't even know what plot is, he was sounding like James Van Der Beek proselytizing to Katie Holmes about movies whilst laying on his bed in an episode of Dawson's Creek.
I usually don't walk away from such a stupid remark, I walked on wondering if I should go back, I decided not to. I just hope his Disciples immediately knew he was way off and called him on it.
